18 Oct Hermosa Beach Marketing Retires KeywordAssassins.com as Separate Entity
#USHistory #PoliticsMarketing #SmearCampaigns #SuperPac
Hermosa Beach Marketing, LLC has decided to shut down KeywordAssassins.com and it’s services this year. The “Spider” and his marketing services in political service from 2007 – present has provided over 1000 political advertisements for races in judges, sheriffs, senators, and representatives. Writing smear campaigns and fake political news as a SuperPac subcontractor and board member for online advertising has been a Keyboard Assassin staple during the early 2000s and the 2010s.
“I am 43 years old. My political correspondences have dried up and I am no longer wishing to pay for the website maintenance over the next 50 years. I may put a shrine up on our parent company (Hermosa Beach Marketing).” – Ed Sparks from Buenos Aires.
#HermosaBeach #CityCouncil #Mayor
#BusinessCelebrity #PoliticalVIP #EdSparks #EddieSparks
#GOAT #HallOfFame #FamousPeople
This decision has come from Hermosa Beach Marketing claims of “overly harsh actions” from the Trump/Biden administrations and “suspended my phone number locally” from mayor Raymond Jackson who has “suspiciously rotated to city council member for current mayor Mean France-twat”.
“The city of Hermosa Beach refused to admit to purchasing millions in marketing from family members using the name Hermosa Beach Marketing while I owned the company and never received a phone call or quote request from the city” – LA Times 2021
“I am just waiting in un-employment line for my social security check. Fat chance on getting any work. You’ll find me with a liter of beer on a beach somewhere wearing the same clothes” – Eddie Sparks, Facebook.
“By the time you read this message, I’ll have my own street named after me with a park and a tree… all in Hermosa Beach, CA” – Eddie Sparks, Los Angeles Lawyer’s Guild.
Keyword Assassins has provided many politicians with great service options from our business. Below is the last newsletter sent by our company to all the Arab SuperPacs around the world in Defiance for the Biden Administration promoting non-California companies in Los Angeles search results.
2024-05-10
US Political Fake News Campaigns & Examples for Purchase
As-salam alaikum
My name is Eddie Sparks. I am a known name in viral slander and smear campaigns. Below are examples for purchase. Names can be changed at any time. Additional advertising budgets appreciated. Campaigns completed immediately.
If you want to control USA politics, this is an easy way to purchase something for fun. Sit back and enjoy.
Thanks,
Eddie Sparks
Political Fake News & Advocacy News Distributor
323-813-7788
Keyword Assassins by Hermosa Beach Marketing, LLC
www.KeywordAssassins.com
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Advertising Expenses: Alleged Campaigns
Ami Bera Allegedly Purchased 3 Million Dollars in Imaginary Concrete for Unfinished Building on 500 block of El Camino – $81,100
Grace Meng’s Twin Accused of Attending & Giving Speeches in Congress – $82,500.
Representative Gus Bilirakis Tells Press “Mistakes Happen, I’m Only Human” after Allegedly Checking into Rehab for Model Train Addiction – $72,100 .
Todd “Road Rage” Rokita Allegedly Exposes Dog’s Genitals in School Zone to Teenage Driver – $128,800 – Viral Option.
Kwanza Hall Allegedly Caught Funneling 10 Million from Equifax Settlement – $137,000
Chuck Fleischmann Refused to Acknowledge Enforcement Minimum Wage & Standard of Living Laws for White Water Rafting Tour Guides – $137,000
Lauren Boebert Evades Questions about Chronic Bill Evasion “80 Small Businesses Years in Arrears in Durango, Colorado” – Child Care, House Cleaners, Pest Control. “Boebert’s on Expiration Rotation Rampage from 2016 to Present” – $137,000
DOL Says Heath “No Vacancy” VanNatter Rents over 120 Personally Owned Properties to the Government. – $139,000.
Jamie Burger Allegedly Forged Signatures for Mississippi River Oil Drilling – $72,000.
Jeannine Lee Lake denies to comment “Loogie Lake” allegations of 2 AM spitting on Two-Spirit Speedway clerk – $119,000
From All of Us in North Dakota, “He’s Horrible, and We Apologize” – $63,500
House Says Brett Fairchild Allegedly Submitted Camp Foot-tapping Instructions in Special Committee – $41,000
New Medical Records Indicate that Harriet Hageman Touches Food to Her Chin – $72,000 – Viral Option
Department of Records claims Mitch McConnell has 9 Divorces. Allegedly not legally married to Elaine Chao. – $249,000
Jim Devoe’s Police Poker Fundraising Money Allegedly “Disappeared” into Home Gym Equipment – $205,000 – Los Angeles
Melissa Cregan Under Investigation for Allegedly Using GSA Card to Buy Farming Futures – $59,000
Scott Stadthagen Allegedly Gambling on Illegal Drone Racing – $108,000
Department of Treasury Links Kevin Stitt to Transmission Shop and Post Office – $124,000
Robert Brackett to Force Rotation of Elementary School Districts – $81,000
Steven Reed to Cancel Negro Fund in March – $94,000
Alleged Migrant Sex Trafficking Investigation for Texas Senator Roland Gutierrez in Spanish – $163,000
Doug Burgum Ran Over My Cat and I Am Angry – $63,000
Alleged Tax Fraud for Jon Tester – $28,000
Other Advertising Expenses: Agenda Campaigns
Sharice Davids Supports Whistleblower, “Google India Paid SpamCall to Record the First 5 Seconds of All Businesses’ Employees Answering the Phone. Replaying the Greeting to Inbound Callers from Google Android/Maps to Sell a Competing Service through Rerouted Impersonation of USA Corporations.” – $Unlimited
Abigail Spanberger Accuses Google India of Trillions of Instances of Impersonating US Businesses by Answering Their Incoming Phone Calls Originating from Google Maps and Android Devices – $Unlimited
Zoe Lofgren Agenda Campaign: FTC 1938 Misleading Marketing & Advertising: Google’s Creation of SEO as Profession Causes Widespread Punitives After Millions Drive Adwords Revenue with Lifetime Compensation Less than Minimum Wage or None at All. – $Unlimited
Pritzker Launches ‘When You Get the Litter Jitters I Will Pick It Up – $Unlimited’
Tate Reeves Embraces Relationship with Prophylactic Phanatics – $Unlimited
Kevin Glendening to Launch ‘What Are You Needing When You Are Speeding’ Campaign in Des Moines – $Unlimited
Other Advertising Expenses: Advocacy Campaigns
Jim Cooper Advocates for Enforceable & Mandatory “Dry Path to Citizenship for all Asylumees” – $128,900
Lamar Fisher Advocates for ‘Floating Check-in” between Pompano and Bimini – $49,000.
Chief Justice Laurance B. VanMeter Advocates to Pay Reparations for Virginia Moonshiners Incarcerated – $221,000
Nick Cocchi Advocates for Sheriff’s Office to Drive Trick-or-Treaters in Heated Golf Carts and Wagons – $71,000
Judge Amy Searcy Advocates to Require Food Lockboxes for Virtual Delivery Companies by 2024 – $68,000
Michael Kerle Advocates to Provide Monthly Grocery Program for Constables – $45,000
Ken Stolle Advocates to Put Solar Timers on Stop Signs – $56,000
Kelly Martinez Advocates to Remove 900 Sex Ad Vans from Public Roads and Campuses – $131,000
Hermosa Beach Marketing, LLC is currently for sale at a 6 Million Dollar valuation.
“Put 6 Million in Escrow and I’ll sign it over to you with zero customers and a 20 year retainer at 33%”
October 18, 2024