Eddie Sparks Closes Offensive Security Museum Temporarily

Offensive Security Museum Temporarily Closed

21 May Hermosa Beach Marketing: Eddie Sparks Closes Offensive Security Museum Temporarily

Posted at 03:49h in Events by Ed Sparks

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HackerHistorian.com and PenetrationTesters.co have no been listed as out of service. For a unbelievable amount of time, Hermosa Beach Marketing has supported our additions to the Offensive Security community with tons of records and folklore regarding the United States History of Offensive Security professionals. After years of maintaining the museum, our email, phone and social media capabilities have build an attrition of large amounts of missed communications resulting in the temporary closure of our Museum relics due to funding.

The SWAN program and technical staff of California, Maryland supported our electronic escrow company known as PenetrationTesters.co. The process which was previously performed US attorneys during lawsuits, but a judge in San Diego worked diligently to shut the program down due to “inability to interpret law with factual electronic information”. We have battled agency involvement as well and were shut down multiple times due to “not sure that folklore is factual when using our McClean address”. Eddie Sparks took unbelievable amounts of financial hardships with the suspension of communication resulting in the closure of both. “I will reopen them again eventually after troubleshooting in their current name or otherwise. It just hard to keep things open and maintained without the Benjamins.”

Word Count: Feels like 3 million or more words including IT glossary of terms like MORON, PEBKAC and ID10T.

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